"Michael Dillon Hates America," or "Why Bobby Fishel is Angry with the GM"

Rumor has it that the J-Board has received a complaint against GM Michael Dillon. The complaint, allegedly filed by Bobby Fishel, stems from Dillon's work on the Senate website that Bobby had neglected ahead of the election, work which may inspire the creation of a "Bernstein Award for Outstanding Web Design." I'm sure any proceedings will see the phrase "defamation of character" have its definition extended dramatically. Since putting up the website this weekend, the GM has given students valuable insight into the ineffectiveness of "their" student government, a lesson they'll hopefully carry with them when they vote to reject certain familiar faces next Wednesday.

As for the imminent allegations of "defamation of character," if Bobby Fishel is that concerned about how he's perceived by others, he should consider stopping blaming others for it and investigate potential causes he may have more control over.