Are they joking about the platforms, too?

A verse from Genesis:

We support every one of our candidates’ personal welfare and professional growth.

The last time I had brain activty, that sounded a lot like "we're doing this for us, not you." It's only beaten by:

Let us water the very best of the seeds in everyone except for those who are weak or liars.

If Genesis has really rid itself of the weak and the liars, who are they going to run?

As for the Banana Party platform, I don't have enough webspace to upload everything that's wrong with it. The fruit-joke-to-issue ratio is dangerously high.

Paging Arthur Galpin...