You heard it here first...

You're probably asking yourself, "why does Bernstein have a picture of the Poly hanging from a toilet paper dispenser in his blog?" The answer lies buried in this week's Polytechnic, which shall now be referred to as, "the campus rag." [Legal disclaimer: the term "campus rag" is a trademark of another student, and, as you're all by now aware, I really have no reservations about stealing uncopyrighted pictures like this one.]

On the matter of the pending armageddon between Shirley Ann Jackson and the faculty, originally reported by RPI Watch last week, the campus rag managed to dumb it down to sound like a case of office politics, with the climax being Bud Peterson showing up at the Ricketts building demanding the return of his stapler.

More to come when I have the stomach to properly examine where the children putting out the rag went wrong.